Why Blogs Suck

I understand the irony about writing about why blogs suck on a blog and...times are tough, I would have made a newsletter but I don't have the funds to invest in a printing press. The reason blogs suck-or excuse me-maybe why blogs are ineffective, is because about 7 people (and by people I mean creepers who in no way are important in your actual life, just web 2.0 life) read your posts unless you post about superficial things like celebrities with their crotches hanging out. I think it might be more beneficial to hire a carrier pigeon and have him/her (I'm certainly not sexist) fly to the 7 people I want to read my thoughts about random topics that are in no way expert opinions and give them this exact note on a very small letter.